The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger gets captured by a marauding band of Indians (Native Americans in PC speak)And the chief puts him in a teepee and posts three braves to guard him. Before he leaves he says to the lone ranger. "I will kill you in three days at sundown, before then you can have three requests, one at sunrise each day.
So, at sunrise on the first day the chief enters the teepee and asks "What is your first request"?
The lone Ranger says to the chief, "I would like to talk to my horse Silver".
The chief looks at him quizzically and nods, Silver is brought to the teepee and the lone ranger whispers in the horses ear.
Silver gallops away and returns later that day with a gorgeous blonde astride. The girl dismounts, goes into the teepee and stays the night.
Sunrise the following morning the chief goes to the Lone Ranger's teepee and says "tomorrow at sunset you will die, so you have two request left. What is your second"?
The Lone Ranger says "I'd like to talk to my horse"! So again the horse is brought to the teepee and the Lone Ranger whispers in the horse's ear.
Off gallops the horse and again returns later with an even more stunning brunette, who dismounts, enters the teepee and stays the night.
At sunrise on the third day the chief goes to the teepee and says to the Lone Ranger "You have fine and loyal horse, but at sundown today you die. What is your final request"?
The Lone Ranger says "I would like to talk to my horse alone"!
The horse is brought to the teepee and the chief steps outside.
But because he is curious he peers through the opening in the teepee and sees the Lone Ranger grab Silver by the ears, look him right in the eyes and say.
"Read my lips! I said bring POSSE"!!!!!
This article was added by Chris Hirst and was posted on 29 May 2010. Chris has been a member since 09 January 2008 and has written 29 article(s) for modTalk
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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