A Whale of a tale
Two whales, a male and a female were swimming side by side in the ocean.Suddenly the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father. Filled with anger he says to his female companion"That's the ship that killed my father!
Let's swim closer!
When they were close enough the male said"Why don't we swim under the ship and blow air through our blow holes and break the ship into a million pieces? That will be sweet revenge."
And the female agreed to this. So they each took a deep breath of air swam under the ship and blew enormous amounts of air under the ship. The ship flew into the air and crashed back to the sea and broke into a million pieces.
The pair of whales started to swim off when they realized that the sailors were not dead but clinging to pieces of wood and floating in the ocean. The male whale was furious and said to the female whale"They're still alive but I've got another idea. Let's swim around and gulp up all the sailors!"
That's when the female stopped swimming, looked at the male and said "Oh no... I agreed to the blow job but I'm NOT swallowing the seamen
This article was added by Chris Hirst and was posted on 22 February 2011. Chris has been a member since 09 January 2008 and has written 36 article(s) for modTalk
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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